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1. Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!
2. Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta
3. Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator
4. Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A: Every morning you’ll rise and shine!
5. Q: “What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?”
A: “You can’t tuna fish.”
6. Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
A: The lettuce was a “head” and the tomato was trying to “ketchup”!
7. Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
8. Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she will Let it go.
9. Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
10. Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
11. Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel.
12. Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?
A: Kitty Perry
13. Q: What did the pencile say to the other pencil?
A: your looking sharp.
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