Funny jokes, funny pics

No doubt, one of the best ways to keep younger and be healthier is  fun fact of the day with some illustration funny pics. Because it can help you in a good mood and get more energy.

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1. Q: What does a nosey pepper do?

A: Gets jalapeno business!

2. Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An Impasta

3. Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

A: An Investigator

4. Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?

A: Every morning you’ll rise and shine!

5. Q: “What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?”

A: “You can’t tuna fish.”

6. Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?

A: The lettuce was a “head” and the tomato was trying to “ketchup”!

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7. Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?

A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!

8. Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

A: Because she will Let it go.

9. Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?

A: Spoiled milk.

10. Q: What do lawyers wear to court?

A: Lawsuits!

11. Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?

A: A towel.

12. Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

A: Kitty Perry

13. Q: What did the pencile say to the other pencil?

A: your looking sharp.

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